fustercluck
03-18-2008, 10:29 PM
A man found himself lost in an expansive desert. Being unprepared for the arid climate and alarmed at his vulnerability, he began to search for water. He walked for hours over difficult terrain with no success. As the sun hung high in a sky devoid of any nebulous deliverance, he began to doubt his survival when he heard a distant sound unusual to the desert drone. He paused and cocked his head to better retrieve the sensation. Yes, definitely the sound was humanesque, so he turned into it and made his way in that direction. With every rise and slope he traversed the sound increased in volume until it began to be distinguishable as separate bursts of noise....sort of like......chanting. But what exactly was being shouted could not yet be deciphered. Closer and closer he moved and stumbled until the chanting became not only interpretable for content, but also the sheer volume deafening. SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN!!!!! Came the chant. Seven! What could be the meaning of such a random call? Regardless, where there are enough people to cause such cacophony, there also is water and food sufficient for one more soul; especially one as needy as he. Onward he pressed until at the crest of the final hill he surveyed a great and spacious building with no apparent fenestration or any other means for ingress and egress. He made an approach to the structure which as he drew near not only did it eclipse the sun, but he had to cover his ears for the shouting was so raucus and jubliant he could barely stand the noise. SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN!!!!!! Thirst drove his further exploration for some kind of means to enter and satisfy his parched being. Yard after yard he staggered the exterior of the building with hands over ears. SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, after an hour of circling the seemingly endless walls, he came upon a small hole in the wall placed ablout five feet above the ground. SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN, SEV-EN!!!!!!!!! Curious and driven beyond resistence he bent over and peered into the hole at which time the building went deadly silent and a single lengthly slim finger sharply poked him in the eye.
EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT!!!!!!!, came the celebratory cheers....
:rofl: :rofl: :hillbill:
EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT, EI-GHT!!!!!!!, came the celebratory cheers....
:rofl: :rofl: :hillbill: