Seanz0rz's daily attempt to make your life a bit more enjoyable

[Seanz0rz]

So, I am starting this thread to entertain both myself and you, the readers out there webwheelin' around.

I will post up things that are funny, entertaining, shocking, or simply downright weird. this will also be accompanied by some sort of explanation/history lesson, etc. All will be safe for work/school unless otherwise noted before the link.


hopefully ill get a sticky eventually!!! ive wanted to do this forever.

[Seanz0rz]

for our first installment(5-20-08, yea, posted a little late):

the last few weeks of television have revealed to me a commercial that I actually enjoy. it is an autotrader.com commercial with a giant man looking over different cars. the link below is NOT the commercial, but is the "music video" to the song serving as the theme of the commercial. I hope you enjoy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTW19g-uUTw

[Seanz0rz]

the Urinal is one of man's greatest inventions. it has come in several iterations over the years, but here are a few of the more memorable ones:

http://www.bathroom-mania.com/beeld/kisses/lkiss1.jpghttp://www.xeni.net/images/bb/pray.jpg

however, it has always been a utilitarian device. something to take a wiz in and leave. but now, from those crazy Euro'pee'ns, we can now enjoy our urinals even more!

http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2008/05/20/new-urinal-video-games-launched-in-belgium-by-beer-fans

finally, something interesting to do with that GPS system you got for x-mas. {might have to be a bit of a geek to get the MD5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD5) part}

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/geohashing.png

this next post from Autoblog.com containing a video is most certainly NSFW, but very hilarious. please clear the children from the room, strong language.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/05/16/video-no-bleep-thats-a-bleep-saturn/

in other pointless news (for some, it is the meaning of life):

Final Gear (http://www.finalgear.com) is reporting that the 11th season of Top Gear may start on the 22 of June, just a mere 32 days!!! i dont know about you, but i have been looking forward to this since december!

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/05/21/dealership-offers-free-gas-or-gun-with-new-ca-80-choose-gun/

i think id take the free gun, use it to make some money to pay for the gas. im sure i could make much more than 250 bucks.

[Seanz0rz]

Paris Hilton, two words that strike fear in most of us. for the rest, they illicit green-tinted imagery of "one night in paris" and an instant appreciation for high speed internet.

6 degrees of seperation and the passing on of STD's (http://www.cracked.com/article_16270_six-degrees-paris-hilton-global-reach-one-vagina.html)

Lance was kind enough to submit these to me last night, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20empRw-Yk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZohpDS2aMc&feature=related

today at the apple store, a groupe called ImprovEverywhere (http://www.improveverywhere.com/) started lining up at the apple store in NYC. (http://www.engadget.com/2008/05/22/iphone-line-forms-at-apples-flagship-for-absolutely-no-reason/) here is an example of their work in grand centeral: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo

and speaking of flash mobs, this one is just halarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME&NR=1

[Jerm]

Some of those are pretty good, made my day alot better.

[Seanz0rz]

ok after a long weekend, im tired and here is all im really prepared to offer you, enjoy:

you've heard them before if you listen to the radio, but probably not all of them.

http://www.contemporaryinsanity.org/audio-video/bud-light-real-men-of-genius.html

[04 Rocko Taco]

I love these things man.

[Seanz0rz]

now, there are many, MANY people on this board who i would call a redneck. im one of them. then then, is for us good ol' boys. you other city folk might not truely understand all of this, but i bet youll laugh anyway. true, classic, redneck hoonage...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJrjDI5xSQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5XVPSx9Dk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Lnfpulwjc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7kg1yZ1pPY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-fGiRJV4E&feature=related

and how i intend to remove my door dent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_A_E2renNE

[Good Times]

hahaha nice videos!

[Seanz0rz]

been a bit too busy with the end of school to keep this updated everyday, not to mention im not really in the mood to make any of you happy, even in the slightest. so today, i give you the gift of education. today, we will all learn something new and cool. in the spirit of this learning day, i also give you the great gift of a million billion

Mystery ring around a dead star (http://www.rit.edu/news/?r=46182)

some music i dont really like (http://www.millionbillionmusic.com/)

A zombie game, might be NSFW (http://www.nombz.com/)

those in the market for a new home, you all know now or the near future is probably the right time to buy. with an offer like this one (http://consumerist.com/tag/recession-watch/?i=5012706&t=new-houses-are-now-buy-one-get-one-free-in-san-diego), i think the time to buy is NOW!

here (http://jalopnik.com/394667/amcs-awesome-malaise-compacts) is some hot pacer action.

since i know we all love the cold war so much, here is an interesting article on how the cold war spawned one of the worst scripts ever written. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/080602-titanic-secret.html)

and finally, to show my hatred towards you all, this aweful video. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o) safe for work, but i wouldnt advise playing it unless you enjoy your coworkers handcuffing you to a toilet on friday afternoon.

[Seanz0rz]

on a side note, id like to invite you all to contribute to this thread with content of your own creation or finding. ill be pretty swammped through the middle of june, and pretty much MIA from the board the first 2 weeks in july, not to mention spotty attendance throughout the summer. i would however like to keep this thread alive, as i know its made some of my days better just looking for stuff to put on here. i usually try to pull stuff from my regular sites or anything that i manage to find during my research into various topics or general surfing.

ive been toying with the idea of starting a comic strip of my own. i have the story lines for alot of them, but sadly lack any artistic talent. well see how that goes. i was actually thinking about action figure or clay-mation, maybe come fall... haha. i might post some stuff up on here during the summer as a beta run.

[Seanz0rz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLwiccIOxI

[corax]

:lol: :rofl: good find man

[Seanz0rz]

i made one person laugh. my work here is done. at least for today. hahaha.

[Seanz0rz]

might not be safe for work:

http://i38.tinypic.com/ipbimb.jpg

[YotaGirl]

Hehehe that's sexy!

[chrisyota65]

cool videos sean those are freaken funny