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fustercluck
05-27-2008, 08:31 PM
..and I from what I could see, it looks like the folks who should LEAST be riding around in a motorized cart are MOST likely to be doing so. I think those carts ought to be reserved for those of us who are fatigued from producing all day. Those who remain gelatinous from slothfulness and a sedimentary lifestyle, ought to be forced to walk around for awhile.


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Cebby
05-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Amen! Put the carts in the back of the store - if they can make it back there, they can use one.

Better yet, have those "Pizza the Hut" looking patrons (yes, Spaceballs was on the other day) be pushed around on a flatbed like they have at Sams/Costco. Maybe the shame will make them push back from the table.

*For those with a bona fide medical condition, I apologize.

corax
05-28-2008, 06:33 AM
Those who remain gelatinous from slothfulness and a sedimentary lifestyle, ought to be forced to walk around for awhile.
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. . . .and since when does being overly large get you a handicap plate so you can park closer? As god of my world, they'd have to park at the back of the lot. Make 'em walk a few extra feet to buy their discount ho ho's

*For those with out a bona fide medical condition, I don't apologize.

neliconcept
05-28-2008, 09:07 AM
Those who remain gelatinous from slothfulness and a sedimentary lifestyle, ought to be forced to walk around for awhile.
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. . . .and since when does being overly large get you a handicap plate so you can park closer? As god of my world, they'd have to park at the back of the lot. Make 'em walk a few extra feet to buy their discount ho ho's

*For those with out a bona fide medical condition, I don't apologize.


thank you!!, though i do feel bad for yelling at some fat women to power walk off their fat and to get out of my way (walking across the crosswalk at slower the hell speeds) i felt like making some fat bitch road kill that day.

corax
05-28-2008, 09:01 PM
back when I had nothing better to do with my time, I used to go to Wally World just to people watch and feel better about myself. it's great to see who else has nothing better to do at 2 in the morning than stumble around WM drunk. sometimes I'd play with security and try to get them to follow me for awhile by acting shady. once I fell asleep back in the patio furniture section for half the night.