Spring Break in Mexico!

[Tofer]

for those who dont know i spent this spring break in Rocky Point Mexico. it was both for spring break and for a buddys bachelor party.


TOFER's Rules to mexico: *things i've learned*

1: Drink the water! it tastes fine! just make sure to drink twice the volume in alcohol to kill everything.
2: Stay away from the "taco stand" hot sauce and the morally casual Mexican strippers, they will both lead to unwanted burning sensations.
3: fruit stand vendors will look at you funny if you pull up and ask Done esta donkey show?
4: taxi cab drivers are a great source for everything.
5: rental cars have a speed governor set at 113.
6: no matter how hammered i am i still hate tequila.
7: everything is for sale in mexico, and prices are negotiable
8: A bottle of tequila with brunch is a great way to start the day. also, see rule 6.
9: laying out in the pool is a great way to meet hot chicks, its also a great way to do you best impression of the color of a lobster and spend ALOT of money.
10: a dressed up blowup doll handcuffed to a guy wearing a shirt that says bachelor last night out is a great way to get attention in the clubs.
11: you feel a little ashamed when the maintaince crew nudges you awake after a night sleeping on the poolside chairs.
12: There is no graceful way of puking the beer you just pounded while swimming the resort swimming pool.
13: It is possible to be too drunk to fish.
14: multiple hangovers in 1 day is not cool.
15: Do not drink milk! it will come back up twice as creamy and disgusting


here are the pic from the trip... sorry it's taken so long to get to! enjoy!


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Starting out in front of the house.....
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picked our buddy drew up....
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Into AZ
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getting closer
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i wanted the no guns sign
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anyone down for a game of hoops?
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these guys were hauling ******* as the passed us
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the resort entrance
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laying out on the beach....
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sunset
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sand under moon light
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NO THE DEVIL!!!
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Old fishing boat
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my fish
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Best catch of the day!
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group shot
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Other group shot
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Pack / heard / whatever of dolphins joined us for a bit.
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i guess spell check doesn't work down there...
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shady to say the least
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that hurt...

[Seanz0rz]

damn thats some expensive gas...

awesome shots man!!! those beach shots are totally awesome and the chicks.. well what can i say...

makes me want to go to mexico just a little bit more now.

[oly884]

Rockin' trip dude! Nice pics!

[Cebby]

Great Pics! Thanks for sharing!

[slosurfer]

NIce pics! Looks like fun and the chick picks were a nice bonus. Funny writeup too.

[Bob98SR5]

great pics, chris! looks like you had a great time

[Seanz0rz]

unfortunately no "after hours" pics.

[Tofer]

The digital camera stayed in the hotel at night.... so no "after hours" pictures.... its probably better that way anyways

[Euphorickaty80]

Looks like you had a great time!! I want to go to mexico..I hear the beaches are amazing and the water is crystal clear in the right places..

[marko3xl3]

The digital camera stayed in the hotel at night.... so no "after hours" pictures.... its probably better that way anyways


Rule 16) After hours pictures required.

I dig the pictures you took. Too bad you got more fish than chick pics though :(
Seems like you had an awesome time either way. What was the weather like?

[Albuquerque Jim]

When were you there? I was there 3/26 - 3/30. We stayed at the Mayan Palace too.

Nice place, just a little far from the downtown area.

[Tofer]

we were there 3/12 - 3/17. Ya the resort was awesome, just too far from downtown, and i didnt the fact that room service was the only choice for food after 10 or 11. did you go to Club Baja? that place was nuts when we were there. it might have helped that every AZ state school was on spring break, but chicks were getting naked left and right.

[Albuquerque Jim]

We didn't see club Baja, but we were in the 30 something and married crowd. There were 3 couples of us that went down together.

We drank a lot, layed on the beach, rode 4 wheelers, rode the banana boat, went on a sunset cruise, drank more, sang karoke, ate a lot, drank some more, sat in the hot tub bar, etc...good times!