Tofer
04-02-2007, 09:49 AM
for those who dont know i spent this spring break in Rocky Point Mexico. it was both for spring break and for a buddys bachelor party.
TOFER's Rules to mexico: *things i've learned*
1: Drink the water! it tastes fine! just make sure to drink twice the volume in alcohol to kill everything.
2: Stay away from the "taco stand" hot sauce and the morally casual Mexican strippers, they will both lead to unwanted burning sensations.
3: fruit stand vendors will look at you funny if you pull up and ask Done esta donkey show?
4: taxi cab drivers are a great source for everything.
5: rental cars have a speed governor set at 113.
6: no matter how hammered i am i still hate tequila.
7: everything is for sale in mexico, and prices are negotiable
8: A bottle of tequila with brunch is a great way to start the day. also, see rule 6.
9: laying out in the pool is a great way to meet hot chicks, its also a great way to do you best impression of the color of a lobster and spend ALOT of money.
10: a dressed up blowup doll handcuffed to a guy wearing a shirt that says bachelor last night out is a great way to get attention in the clubs.
11: you feel a little ashamed when the maintaince crew nudges you awake after a night sleeping on the poolside chairs.
12: There is no graceful way of puking the beer you just pounded while swimming the resort swimming pool.
13: It is possible to be too drunk to fish.
14: multiple hangovers in 1 day is not cool.
15: Do not drink milk! it will come back up twice as creamy and disgusting
here are the pic from the trip... sorry it's taken so long to get to! enjoy!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico00.JPG
Starting out in front of the house.....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico01.JPG
picked our buddy drew up....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico02.JPG
Into AZ
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico03.JPG
getting closer
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico04.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico05.JPG
i wanted the no guns sign
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico06.JPG
anyone down for a game of hoops?
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico07.JPG
these guys were hauling ******* as the passed us
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico08.JPG
the resort entrance
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico09.JPG
laying out on the beach....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico10.JPG
sunset
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico11.JPG
sand under moon light
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico12.JPG
NO THE DEVIL!!!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico13.JPG
Old fishing boat
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico14.JPG
my fish
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico15.JPG
Best catch of the day!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico16.JPG
group shot
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico17.JPG
Other group shot
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico18.JPG
Pack / heard / whatever of dolphins joined us for a bit.
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico19.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico20.JPG
i guess spell check doesn't work down there...
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico21.JPG
shady to say the least
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico22.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico23.JPG
that hurt...
TOFER's Rules to mexico: *things i've learned*
1: Drink the water! it tastes fine! just make sure to drink twice the volume in alcohol to kill everything.
2: Stay away from the "taco stand" hot sauce and the morally casual Mexican strippers, they will both lead to unwanted burning sensations.
3: fruit stand vendors will look at you funny if you pull up and ask Done esta donkey show?
4: taxi cab drivers are a great source for everything.
5: rental cars have a speed governor set at 113.
6: no matter how hammered i am i still hate tequila.
7: everything is for sale in mexico, and prices are negotiable
8: A bottle of tequila with brunch is a great way to start the day. also, see rule 6.
9: laying out in the pool is a great way to meet hot chicks, its also a great way to do you best impression of the color of a lobster and spend ALOT of money.
10: a dressed up blowup doll handcuffed to a guy wearing a shirt that says bachelor last night out is a great way to get attention in the clubs.
11: you feel a little ashamed when the maintaince crew nudges you awake after a night sleeping on the poolside chairs.
12: There is no graceful way of puking the beer you just pounded while swimming the resort swimming pool.
13: It is possible to be too drunk to fish.
14: multiple hangovers in 1 day is not cool.
15: Do not drink milk! it will come back up twice as creamy and disgusting
here are the pic from the trip... sorry it's taken so long to get to! enjoy!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico00.JPG
Starting out in front of the house.....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico01.JPG
picked our buddy drew up....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico02.JPG
Into AZ
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico03.JPG
getting closer
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico04.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico05.JPG
i wanted the no guns sign
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico06.JPG
anyone down for a game of hoops?
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico07.JPG
these guys were hauling ******* as the passed us
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico08.JPG
the resort entrance
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico09.JPG
laying out on the beach....
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico10.JPG
sunset
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico11.JPG
sand under moon light
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico12.JPG
NO THE DEVIL!!!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico13.JPG
Old fishing boat
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico14.JPG
my fish
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico15.JPG
Best catch of the day!
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico16.JPG
group shot
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico17.JPG
Other group shot
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico18.JPG
Pack / heard / whatever of dolphins joined us for a bit.
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico19.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico20.JPG
i guess spell check doesn't work down there...
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico21.JPG
shady to say the least
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico22.JPG
http://www.eakland.net/d50/mexico/mexico23.JPG
that hurt...