Michigan man arrested for sex act with vacuum in car wash

[Good Times]

Not sure if any of ya read this funny article but seriously wtf!?!? :tapedshut:

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The best part.... the guy is only 29 yrs old! :rofl:



THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.


Source: The Saginaw News (http://www.mlive.com)

[corax]

so I wonder what description is going to be pasted next to this guys pic on the sex offender registry - coin operated deviant sexual intercourse?

[Jerm]

I bet he was just the vacuum maintenance guy checking the suction on the vacuums.

[Seanz0rz]

i hope his girlfriend feels bad, knowing he had to go elsewhere for suction...

[cooldry]

i hope his girlfriend feels bad, knowing he had to go elsewhere for suction...


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But that's crazy. Do you realize how much suction power is on one of those vacuums? I'm surprised it didn't suck it completely off.

[fustercluck]

It's a good thing for his lungs that he didn't have a chance to reciprocate the favor to his coin-op partner.

[cooldry]

Talking about paying for favors. It was probably 50 cents at the most. I wonder if the station owner is going to be charged for running a prostitution ring.

[fustercluck]

It's a victimless crime....

[fustercluck]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.

[Seanz0rz]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.


AND its in the privacy of your own place (even if people walk in)

i can understand it in public though.

[slosurfer]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.


Not to mention, he did pay for it, and the machine willingly took the money. :laugh:

[corax]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.


you can be termed a sex offender for taking a piss in your very own front yard (it's called indecent exposure and will put you on the registry)

[fustercluck]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.


you can be termed a sex offender for taking a piss in your very own front yard (it's called indecent exposure and will put you on the registry)


How about if I piss in my back yard?

[drguitarum2005]

what i wanna know is that guy gettin it on with a bicycle in private was deemed a sex offender but what about the fleshlight? thats a commercially sold product and its inanimate and you have sex with it.....if you get caught does that mean youre a sex offender too? i see a hole in the logic here

[AutoShop]

This is just ridiculous. Lance probably made this up. Hahahaha! Just so you all know, the female mouth can generate over 750 psi. Imagine what a vacuum could do.........

[Seanz0rz]

Just so you all know, the female my mouth can generate over 750 psi. Imagine what a vacuum could do.........


fixed it for you...

[fustercluck]

Be nice...

[Seanz0rz]

psh. sarah and i being nice to eachother? i think not!

[YotaFun]

psh. sarah and i being nice to eachother? i think not!


lol hell would freeze over first!

[AutoShop]

WTF did I ever do to you Sean!!! I freaking tell you that I love you and you say that you consider me family!!! Jerk!



hahahahahaha...