ecchamberlin
07-02-2009, 03:00 PM
Got this from another forum. Pretty funny although I question his priorities a bit:
It was a Friday morning, and Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting. He had just told his buddies that he couldn't make the upcoming weekend camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and hoots and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends, Mike left the meeting with his head hung in shame, to go back home to his wife.
Later that afternoon, when Mike's friends started arriving at the camp grounds to set up camp, they were surprised to see Mike sitting there in a lawn chair, tent already set up, fishing rod in hand, and a roast stewing away over a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?" one of his buddies asked.
"I didn't have to" laughed Mike. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my recliner, feeling like a whipped puppy. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands, and said, surprise!!"
When I peeled her hands back from my eyes, I saw that she was standing there naked under a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
"So, I tied her to the bed...... and here I am!"
Now that's dedication to your hobby !!!
It was a Friday morning, and Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting. He had just told his buddies that he couldn't make the upcoming weekend camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and hoots and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends, Mike left the meeting with his head hung in shame, to go back home to his wife.
Later that afternoon, when Mike's friends started arriving at the camp grounds to set up camp, they were surprised to see Mike sitting there in a lawn chair, tent already set up, fishing rod in hand, and a roast stewing away over a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?" one of his buddies asked.
"I didn't have to" laughed Mike. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my recliner, feeling like a whipped puppy. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands, and said, surprise!!"
When I peeled her hands back from my eyes, I saw that she was standing there naked under a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
"So, I tied her to the bed...... and here I am!"
Now that's dedication to your hobby !!!