for those who dont know i spent this spring break in Rocky Point Mexico. it was both for spring break and for a buddys bachelor party.
TOFER's Rules to mexico: *things i've learned*
1: Drink the water! it tastes fine! just make sure to drink twice the volume in alcohol to kill everything.
2: Stay away from the "taco stand" hot sauce and the morally casual Mexican strippers, they will both lead to unwanted burning sensations.
3: fruit stand vendors will look at you funny if you pull up and ask Done esta donkey show?
4: taxi cab drivers are a great source for everything.
5: rental cars have a speed governor set at 113.
6: no matter how hammered i am i still hate tequila.
7: everything is for sale in mexico, and prices are negotiable
8: A bottle of tequila with brunch is a great way to start the day. also, see rule 6.
9: laying out in the pool is a great way to meet hot chicks, its also a great way to do you best impression of the color of a lobster and spend ALOT of money.
10: a dressed up blowup doll handcuffed to a guy wearing a shirt that says bachelor last night out is a great way to get attention in the clubs.
11: you feel a little ashamed when the maintaince crew nudges you awake after a night sleeping on the poolside chairs.
12: There is no graceful way of puking the beer you just pounded while swimming the resort swimming pool.
13: It is possible to be too drunk to fish.
14: multiple hangovers in 1 day is not cool.
15: Do not drink milk! it will come back up twice as creamy and disgusting
here are the pic from the trip... sorry it's taken so long to get to! enjoy!
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Starting out in front of the house.....
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picked our buddy drew up....
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Into AZ
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getting closer
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i wanted the no guns sign
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anyone down for a game of hoops?
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these guys were hauling ******* as the passed us
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the resort entrance
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laying out on the beach....
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sunset
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sand under moon light
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NO THE DEVIL!!!
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Old fishing boat
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my fish
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Best catch of the day!
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group shot
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Other group shot
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Pack / heard / whatever of dolphins joined us for a bit.
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i guess spell check doesn't work down there...
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shady to say the least
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that hurt...
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Originally Posted by Tofer
