Michigan man arrested for sex act with vacuum in car wash

[Good Times]

Not sure if any of ya read this funny article but seriously wtf!?!?



The best part.... the guy is only 29 yrs old!

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Source: The Saginaw News

[corax]

so I wonder what description is going to be pasted next to this guys pic on the sex offender registry - coin operated deviant sexual intercourse?

[Jerm]

I bet he was just the vacuum maintenance guy checking the suction on the vacuums.

[Seanz0rz]

i hope his girlfriend feels bad, knowing he had to go elsewhere for suction...

[cooldry]

i hope his girlfriend feels bad, knowing he had to go elsewhere for suction...

But that's crazy. Do you realize how much suction power is on one of those vacuums? I'm surprised it didn't suck it completely off.

[fustercluck]

It's a good thing for his lungs that he didn't have a chance to reciprocate the favor to his coin-op partner.

[cooldry]

Talking about paying for favors. It was probably 50 cents at the most. I wonder if the station owner is going to be charged for running a prostitution ring.

[fustercluck]

It's a victimless crime....

[fustercluck]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.

[Seanz0rz]

I guess I don't understand how it can be a sex offense when the willing partner in question is inanimate.

AND its in the privacy of your own place (even if people walk in)

i can understand it in public though.