Lame aggro fat lady trying to get home in traffic just now, playing a game of chicken acting like you're going to run into the rear bumper of my armored 4Runner, were you serious? Be glad I accelerated a little bit and we didn't slam on our brakes b/c all I'd do is drive on and dust your gold Civic paint off the receiver hitch.
Your hissy 55-something-single-spinster-and-butt-ugly-faced-panty-fit was pure fun for all of us sitting around your car while you kept yelling. If I were you I'd take that Harley rider's offer to let him fuck you after nearly hitting him with your bumper. It's likely the only sex you'll get before you pop a jugular throwing needless fits on innocent bystanders.
As for the motor cycle cop's pulling you over, good luck with that one, I know him and he witnessed everything and not only got my version of what happened, but it was mirrored by the other three witnesses.
Like my wife said, lay off the caffeine and diet pills and chill a bit.